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13 comments:
you don't mention meercats. I can sign it as long as you dont specifically mention meercats.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHhYpzajyOw
I hear Meercats drink a lot of beer.
I rescued a turtle once and it pissed all over me.
I think turtles drink a lot of beer too.
I don't like beer much at all... wine is good, even cheap wine is better than beer, although Boddingtons is pretty good beer.
hey do you have rabies?
why yes, yes i do have rabies...but how did you know? I was diagnosed just this morning... are you psycho or something? wait! OMG! i KNEW it... you ARE my doctor aren't you? shees so much for that whole patient/doctor privacy thing.
dr. coldbacon... kinda catchy.
Excuse me, but turtles over dogs? I can't sign this pledge. Dogs can smell cancer on a human's breath with a higher than 90% rate of accuracy. What can turtles do to help mankind?
New topic: what is the manliest domestic animal?
we will not be changing the subject. dogs are cool. but turtles rule.
That's a nice poem!
After discovering your blog, I have now realized that my life has been a total sham. I have spent the last decade of my life as a seemingly happy dog owner, but now I see that I was really just trying to fill the void of a turtle-less existence. Unfortunately, my rental agreement limits me to one pet in my residence, so I have had to improvise. Earlier this evening, I grabbed my brand new puppy (she is a Pekingese/Shih tzu mix, or a "Peek-a-shit" for short) and I glued a dinner plate to her back and another one to her stomach, creating a makeshift "shell" of sorts. I have also been giving her heavy doses of horse tranquilizers so that she moves a bit slower...Kind of like a turtle, y'know? Now, I did kind of forget to make leg-holes in the bottom dinner plate, so she is really having a lot of trouble walking. But she sure seems happier. I know I am. Thanks for changing my life for the better.
yes i have changed your life for the better.
Mike: A little bowling alley wax on that bottom plate will make a world of difference, navigationwise, for your little precious. It won't take much of a kick to get her going; you'll see! You're welcome in advance. --SB
what just happened to the tortoise you're crazy because there's no turtles in the southwest
What is the manliest turtle? Judges, can we allow it?
Molly: There's no turtles in you.
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