Monday, July 30, 2007

short, slow and sexy seeks mate with similar needs

Interested in fairly short term relationship, like a few minutes. Does not expect any gifts or other enticements. Will return to ocean immediately after date. No strings attached. Barnacles a plus.


Cartooniste said...

hey! what are you doing reading back to 2005?!

Cold Bacon said...

hey! are you saying you are interested? should i pass your info along to a certain someone? a quadruped with a penchant for fun and a generous heart, with three chambers.