Monday, September 29, 2008

turtles figure in major sex sting

Several highly-trained turtles, implanted with tiny GPS and recording devices played a vital role in a major sex sting last Thursday that broke up Manhattan’s infamous BDJ high-class prostitution ring. According to an unnamed source at the FBI, the turtles performed heroically in the final stages of the months-long undercover operation. “When people open the door and it’s just a turtle, they don’t suspect anything. They usually just let it in and get on with their business.”

The turtles will be honored at a special ceremony in Washington before being retrained for an as yet undisclosed mission.

Iranian man executed for speaking out against turtles

Note: We at this blog support free speech and condemn the execution of any citizen for expressing his or her views. But good riddance.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008