Several highly-trained turtles, implanted with tiny GPS and recording devices played a vital role in a major sex sting last Thursday that broke up Manhattan’s infamous BDJ high-class prostitution ring. According to an unnamed source at the FBI, the turtles performed heroically in the final stages of the months-long undercover operation. “When people open the door and it’s just a turtle, they don’t suspect anything. They usually just let it in and get on with their business.”
The turtles will be honored at a special ceremony in Washington before being retrained for an as yet undisclosed mission.
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