getting it right

"notorious s.i.x." hatch plan to rule bathroom by next week.




Maryland

the day of your independence

this turtle was rescued from non-existence by la lilith on this day, september 22, 2007.




Colombia

wax, polish, personalize

Free wax, polish and detailing if you sign up for any of our personalized shell mods or a complete makeover. Many examples of exciting artwork on display in our showroom. Spoilers give you the look of speed. Neon underlights available. Think it over, then call us.

we are coming to your town

The finest whores in the land. At good prices. Let them say what they will, but we are here. At the motel by the big cliff. Come and find out what it’s all about. Don’t come if you are the police. Cash only. No receipts. Video recording negotiatable.

Richard Serra pays due tribute

The Terrapin Symphony by kevin cornell

a good day for crying

The below turtle was rescued on this day, September 8th, 2007. Send us your turtle rescue stories.



Raleigh

group of turtles caught misbehaving at prominent FL beach