Steve Almond to make omelet

Almond enjoying the use of his new 10” fry-pan in his Somerville home along with Frisky and Mittens.





Photo courtesy of Jackie the Koala.

short, slow and sexy seeks mate with similar needs

Interested in fairly short term relationship, like a few minutes. Does not expect any gifts or other enticements. Will return to ocean immediately after date. No strings attached. Barnacles a plus.

escape!

We have just gotten word a turtle has rescued himself from a large box in an undisclosed location. We were able to obtain this sketch from a doodlebug who saw everything.





A gift from dustyartwork.com

turtle stays put

This turtle was spotted on a small bench in a local gallery. He was unwilling to comment on the record, but it was fairly clear he had no interest in being rescued.





A gift from CSE

turtle rescued just in time

This turtle was rescued from a place often referred to as museum on this day July 27, 2007. Some people would be quick to label carefully planned and executed operation as heist but these people are what's known as sour grapes. I think our aboriginal friend will really like his new home.





A gift from CSE

turtle in the grass

This turtle has a date with another turtle. Let's hope he is not late, for his date.

turtle rescue mission

The below turtle was rescued on this day, July 24rd, 2007. Send us your turtle rescue stories.





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turtles absolutely rule

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