Friday, August 31, 2007

Craig senate seat to be filled by turtle

The turtle was well know around some ponds and tributaries in southern Missouri before being adopted by a family in Idaho where he now resides. He is best known for his numerous appearances on YouTube and occasionally Flickr. He is expected to bring a new level of calm and stability to the office.


t said...

the turtle's residing in iowa will probably disqualify him although the prez seems to make his appointments with his head stuck impossibly far up his ass. perhaps the junior senator from new york will advise the potential senator that he isn't in a bad position as long as his domicile in idaho is established quickly after the appointment occurs.

Cold Bacon said...

well whadda you know? it looks as though he was living in Idaho all along. (journalistic error.)