turtles figure in major sex sting

Several highly-trained turtles, implanted with tiny GPS and recording devices played a vital role in a major sex sting last Thursday that broke up Manhattan’s infamous BDJ high-class prostitution ring. According to an unnamed source at the FBI, the turtles performed heroically in the final stages of the months-long undercover operation. “When people open the door and it’s just a turtle, they don’t suspect anything. They usually just let it in and get on with their business.”

The turtles will be honored at a special ceremony in Washington before being retrained for an as yet undisclosed mission.

Iranian man executed for speaking out against turtles

Note: We at this blog support free speech and condemn the execution of any citizen for expressing his or her views. But good riddance.

sex scandal rocks D.C. aquarium

crackdown in kosovo ahead of referendum vote

turtle sick of all the filth

new york restaurant agrees to pay undisclosed sum

to local turtle.

Serbia returns famed Lipizzaner turtles to Croatia

your girlfriend’s a turtle! thank god

paradise

new fossil sheds light on other fossils

study shows effects of Deerhoof on turtles

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Houston

not much happened today, and that's alright

getting it right

"notorious s.i.x." hatch plan to rule bathroom by next week.




Maryland

the day of your independence

this turtle was rescued from non-existence by la lilith on this day, september 22, 2007.




Colombia

wax, polish, personalize

Free wax, polish and detailing if you sign up for any of our personalized shell mods or a complete makeover. Many examples of exciting artwork on display in our showroom. Spoilers give you the look of speed. Neon underlights available. Think it over, then call us.

we are coming to your town

The finest whores in the land. At good prices. Let them say what they will, but we are here. At the motel by the big cliff. Come and find out what it’s all about. Don’t come if you are the police. Cash only. No receipts. Video recording negotiatable.

Richard Serra pays due tribute

The Terrapin Symphony by kevin cornell

a good day for crying

The below turtle was rescued on this day, September 8th, 2007. Send us your turtle rescue stories.



Raleigh

group of turtles caught misbehaving at prominent FL beach

Craig senate seat to be filled by turtle

The turtle was well know around some ponds and tributaries in southern Missouri before being adopted by a family in Idaho where he now resides. He is best known for his numerous appearances on YouTube and occasionally Flickr. He is expected to bring a new level of calm and stability to the office.